Saturday, July 21, 2012

Girls cool - Weird Photos of Celebrities

Girls cool - Weird Photos of Celebrities: We are not quite sure what these celebrities were thinking when they decided to have these strange photos taken of them.

Jennifer Garner

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Photographer: “Look, Jen, I know this looks a lot like the SNICK couch but it’s all we could find on short notice. You look great!”

Christina Aguilera

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Photographer: “Christina, honey: when I look at you I immediately think Futuristic Indian Princess. Now get in that half of a glass bowl and pretend you’re a kitty-cat.”

Julia Roberts

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Photographer: “Julia, you’re gorgeous! The only thing that could make you sexier is a genie costume. Let’s do this.”

Ryan Gosling

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Photographer: “Didn’t you see Garden State? It’s cool, trust me. This look made Zach Braff go from a goofy television doctor to a goofy indie actor practically overnight.”

Sharon Stone

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Photographer: “A good hat, exposed shoulders, and mom jeans never go out of style… haven’t you ever had Glamour Shots done before?”

Cameron Diaz

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Photographer: “Cameron, I want you to spread eagle on top of this stool …but with your knees bent so we can keep it PG-13. But don’t look like you think you look sexy right now, I want your face to look completely blasé. Magnificent!”

Jennifer Connelly

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Photographer: “Sorry, Jen. We could only find a leather jacket in the size XXL… but we think you can make it work.”

Tiffiani Amber Theissen

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Photographer: “It’s a tasteful nude, out here in this field. But let’s push the envelope just a tad by putting a dandelion in your teeth.”

Eric Bana

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Photographer: “Here’s a flower. Do your thing.”

Photographer: “But the jacket matches your hair! Don’t worry, the pattern is very in right now!”

Celine Dion

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Photographer: “Persian rugs are always elegant.”

Angelina Jolie

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Photographer: “Trust me, blue eye shadow NEVER goes out of style.”

Sarah Jessica Parker

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Photographer: “I’m sorry, but where the fuck did that bottle of Perrier just come from?”

Jessica Simpson

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Photographer: “When I heard Jessica Simpson I immediately thought big orange padded room. Do you like it?”

David Duchovny

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Photographer: “Hi, David? I’m the photographer here for the Architectural Digest shoot — is this a bad time? Do you mind getting down from that spherical ball? Okay, um, we can reschedule, you have my card. By the way, GREAT pants.”

Sarah Michelle Gellar

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Photographer: “Yes, I want everyone on this shoot shirtless and in overalls. Gay undertones? I don’t see it.”

Jared Leto

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Photographer: “Yes I’m sure. American Beauty just glorified the beauty of plastic and I think we need to capitalize on it.”

Natalie Portman

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Photographer: “Did you see the shoot I did with Jordan Catalano? Let’s put your hair up and I want you to hold this black plastic tarp. Have fun with it. Great!”

Jennifer Aniston

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Photographer: “We’ll put you in homely housewife clothes, it’ll be great!”

Naomi Watts

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Photographer: “You’re in a car crash but you’re fine because you’re wearing a helmet that ironically is made from shattered glass. It’s BRILLIANT!”

Melissa Joan Hart

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Photographer: “Instead of curling your hair or crimping your hair, let’s do a combination of both — but let’s just do it to certain strands of your hair, not ALL of it.”

Uma Thurman

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Photographer: “Did you see that photoshoot I did with Melissa Joan Hart?”

Sandra Bullock

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Photographer: “You’re a topless hippie! Oh, I’m sorry about the jeans. All we could find were this pair of JNCO jeans so we tried to make them look a little more dated. It’s fine, nobody’s gonna look anywhere other than your chest, I promise.”

Will Smith

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Photographer: “We need more rings.”

Liv Tyler

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Photographer: “We don’t have any mirrors here, so Liv, just put the daisies wherever you want and hopefully it works out.”

Heather Graham

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Photographer: “I see a retro-futuristic version of Poison Ivy in you. Now lean up against that chain fence and run with it.”

Rose McGowan

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Photographer: “Nothing is sexier than a topless girl making a fishface.”

Jake Gyllenhaal

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Photographer: “Have you ever heard of Simple Plan? No? Well, we’re going to style you like a Canadian pop punk group anyway.”


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Photographer: “If you insist on demonstrating your new hobbies, Madge, must it be the one where you swallow and regurgitate your pet goldfish Timmy? All right, then let’s at least have you pose out by the pool…”

Thora Birch

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Photographer: “Okay, Thora. I want you to stay still and pretend you’re a blow-up sex doll.”

Kate Beckinsale

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Photographer: “The hair, it’s like a bun. But instead of wrapping it completely, let’s spread it all around your head so it looks like there’s a giant spider about to consume her it!”

Anna Paquin

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Photographer: “You’ve won a freaking Oscar so I know you can at least pretend that you’re happy so, SMILE!”

Kirsten Dunst

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Photographer: “There’s no way you disfigured posing like that, promise.”

Fiona Apple

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Photographer: “You’re in the middle of the jungle and you’re terrified. TERRIFIED! You’ll also have perfectly-manicured black fingernails that are nearly two inches long, but it’s for the sake of fashion, so it’ll work.”

Jim Carrey

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Photographer: “Hi Jim, here’s a stool.”

Christina Ricci

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Photographer: “You’re on Mars, in a space egg.”

Leonardo DiCaprio

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Photographer: “Who’s Beavis? I don’t see the resemblance.”

Gillian Anderson

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Photographer: “Long black velvet gloves always imply that a woman has class.”

Winona Ryder

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Photographer: “I know you’re bummed that you got caught shoplifting, but please just sit over by that fire, drag the flowers into the shot, and pretend like you’re happy.”

Demi Moore

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Photographer: “Crimped hair and bows everywhere. Yeah, even the ears.”

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